What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:05

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
Moonraker
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
What do porn stars do when they get old?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
What are the bitter truths of life one should know?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.